I swear, I know it couldn’t be so, but otherwise I have the buzzardiest luck of all buzzard luck there ever was. I tried the new Shark Frenzy game, and not only have I spent more trying to win the Gold Jackpot (the Interactive Fan) I’d have been better off just buying the the damn thing, I think maybe two or three times out of 20 or 30 I’ve gotten that stupid fish on the Bonus game. It’s not possible! I couldn’t get the stupid fish almost every time!

I wish that y’all would loosen it up a little, it’s too frustrating to play when I always get that stupid fish, and I can’t win the Gold Jackpot even once after all the money I’ve spent, it’s just not possible. I’m only playing to get that Interactive Fan, I don’t care about the other prizes. I wish I’d just bought it, but at the time, that seemed like waaaaay too much money to buy a pixel fan. I just never knew I’d spend at least that much trying to win it!

Oh well, just a rant I guess, though I am truly frustrated and pizzed. I want that dam fan, but I see there’s not a snowball’s chance in hell of winning it!