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Hot Rod
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:47 am
You know the routine. You show up at a sale and see an item that was an old freebie or a coin item that trades around 200-500 coins. You ask 'hm' from the owner and upon his or her response, you suddenly realize you have stepped into the Twilight Zone. As they inform you that the item is rare and is now 'worth' 100k, you start to giggle as you already have 1000 of them. But you play along because you are mean....well at least one of us is.

You offer 200 coins and tell them you are poor. They say you don't look poor and you tell them you borrowed your clothes. They say they could do 80k. You say you wouldn't do 80k if you had protection. They don't get the joke, so you move along. You say 80k is what you'd pay for a new chair on the bed, so you offer 300 coins. They want to stay hardcore and say that 50k is their lowest. You say 50k is still high and say goodbye. They say WAIT WAIT WAIT, I can go 30k. You say they just told you 50k was their lowest. You offer 400 coins and they drop to 10k. You say that is really just too much and say goodbye again. They plead with you to do 5k because they are hurting. You tell them they are hurting because they are trying to rob people. They drop it to 1k and you say sold at 500. They trade you. LOL

This tires some people out, but it always makes me giggle. :)

Bullet
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:53 am
I challenge you to make a thread that is 5 sentences or less! :lol:

Adeline
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:57 am
Anything for a toaster.

Kio
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 9:58 am
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cool story bro. I read it like a Transformers movie.

ZennA
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:00 am
:lol:

Moxii
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:02 am
Robot (185180932) wrote:Image
cool story bro. I read it like a Transformers movie.

I love the Transformers!!
But I LOOOVE your siggy even more!
Holy Moly that boy does good work!!

Kio
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:10 am
Moxii (105074356) wrote:
Robot (185180932) wrote:Image
cool story bro. I read it like a Transformers movie.

I love the Transformers!!
But I LOOOVE your siggy even more!
Holy Moly that boy does good work!!

Right? :lol: He makes the coolest...

Hot Rod
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:10 am
Arctic Lava (119449813) wrote:I challenge you to make a thread that is 5 sentences or less! :lol:


Brevity might kill me.

StephMarie
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:11 am
I usually just get a swift kick to altons.

Nina
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:12 am
Moxii and Robot - Both of your signatures are amazing. :)

Kio
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:12 am
StephMarie (129969826) wrote:I usually just get a swift kick to altons.

I would love to boot you to the yard! :lol:

Nina
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:13 am
Hot Rod (126579776) wrote:
Arctic Lava (119449813) wrote:I challenge you to make a thread that is 5 sentences or less! :lol:


Brevity might kill me.

:lol:

StephMarie
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:13 am
Robot (185180932) wrote:
StephMarie (129969826) wrote:I usually just get a swift kick to altons.

I would love to boot you to the yard! :lol:


- adds to foe list - :lol:

L1LY
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:16 am
Need money

Wingnut
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:18 am
I'll have to try this *giggling* Sport Bidding! :lol: :lol:

Myrt
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:22 am
Robot (185180932) wrote:Image
cool story bro. I read it like a Transformers movie.


I see Keanu Reeves has made an appearance again today. Coincidence? I think not. :lol:

CountryDude89
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:24 am
For a ham sandwhich, an a walmart recipt from 1998, ill trade you your most beloved possesion, a cottage credenza.

ijOjO uK
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:27 am
Now this made me lol :lol:

Lippy
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Thu Jul 10, 2014 10:30 am
LOL!! good one

tiring people out can be good fun. i cant say i do it a lot at noobie sales, but at altons, yep.... good times. some people are just too easy. i kind of like that
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