Coley (8256841) wrote:On a dark cyber highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of Yoitus, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There Platinum Ninja stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be YoHeaven or this could be YoHell'
Then Pink lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Yotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely Avatar face
Plenty of room at the Yotel California
Any time of year, you can find it here

Her Yomind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Yoshakes again.
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls Yo friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain Purple Ninja,
'Please bring me my dizzy wine'
She said, 'We haven't had that spirit here
Since nineteen sixty nine'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Yotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely Avatar face
They livin' it up at the Yotel California
What a nice surprise, bring your Avatar eyes.

Collectables on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And Purple said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device
And in the master Pink's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
The stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the Yobeast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the Green man,
We are programmed to receive.
You can checkout any time you like,
but you can never leave!

Reese (151604175) wrote:"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

Greg YMW (179819837) wrote:Bye im sure you will be back tomorrow lol

Reese (151604175) wrote:

hehe, so awesomely written