The skies were dark, the view was grim
Yo was clearly going to end
The plug was pulled, the shades were drawn
Our pixel eyes would not see the dawn

Torches were lit, the masses roared
Don't take our Yo, we want MOAR!
A point of light, a ray of hope
Someone save us, please throw a rope

To save the day on shiny steed
Came Greg and the force of BVG
They worked a deal, salvation sent
The world of Yo was not to end

Immediately the cry went out
Yo will be awesome, they had no doubt
But time would show the truest lies
When players felt they were surprised

As BVG removed the trash
Some were tossed out on their
The masses cried we want MOAR!
Kiddies booted, evened the score

But then came the hardest part
What to do with this great start?
The masses want their precious things
Release the Kracken they began to sing

So to the store fell the unreleased
We feasted on the untasted beast
After nibbling, we screamed for MOAR!
The yo cash flew right out the door

So now we wait for the next surprise
What pixels will tempt out glittered eyes
I've no idea what they have in store
But I do know they will be asked for MOAR!

You see the Yo crowd won't be content
Even when their cash is spent
They slam the Forums walls and boards
The consistent phrase, we must have MOAR!

So BVG your elves must work
They cannot waste time perfecting twerks
Instead they must stick to the core
Of cranking out MOAR! and MOAR!

AWESOME!

"Release the kracken"

Bvg is gonna go from gaming company, to full time factory.

But..... but... twerks are important too.

Awesome Rod!

You're a oddball Rod. Lol @ intense yo-poetry with a toon face like that involved.

Wonderful!

Robot (185180932) wrote:You're a oddball Rod. Lol @ intense yo-poetry with a toon face like that involved.

Quit peeking at my man skirt.

Wow Rod, very much impressed. Share some MOAR poetry sometime

Hot Rod (126579776) wrote:The skies were dark, the view was grim
Yo was clearly going to end
The plug was pulled, the shades were drawn
Our pixel eyes would not see the dawn

Torches were lit, the masses roared
Don't take our Yo, we want MOAR!
A point of light, a ray of hope
Someone save us, please throw a rope

To save the day on shiny steed
Came Greg and the force of BVG
They worked a deal, salvation sent
The world of Yo was not to end

Immediately the cry went out
Yo will be awesome, they had no doubt
But time would show the truest lies
When players felt they were surprised

As BVG removed the trash
Some were tossed out on their
The masses cried we want MOAR!
Kiddies booted, evened the score

But then came the hardest part
What to do with this great start?
The masses want their precious things
Release the Kracken they began to sing

So to the store fell the unreleased
We feasted on the untasted beast
After nibbling, we screamed for MOAR!
The yo cash flew right out the door

So now we wait for the next surprise
What pixels will tempt out glittered eyes
I've no idea what they have in store
But I do know they will be asked for MOAR!

You see the Yo crowd won't be content
Even when their cash is spent
They slam the Forums walls and boards
The consistent phrase, we must have MOAR!

So BVG your elves must work
They cannot waste time perfecting twerks
Instead they must stick to the core
Of cranking out MOAR! and MOAR!

Great poem as usual Rod.

Lol! This is great. I love it!

...great work...
...give us MOAR! MOAR!...

Leekin Chickin (117686344) wrote:But..... but... twerks are important too.

Well, if they are working on a twerkin action, then ok.

Very nice OP! Clever indeed

twerk it ROD we wan MOAR...

AA Gleek (155143675) wrote:"Release the kracken"

Can't lose with the Kracken.

LOL

sure, what ever