Round 2 of the Woo Chronicles brings us another treasure. The premise is simple. Each day I will present a player to the mob. Your mission should you choose to accept it is to simply convince that player to accept you as their "date". You may use any means at your disposal to convince them to select you as the chosen one. Gifs, poetry, gifts, humor, promises, fantasies, silliness, romance, and nonsense are all in play. There are no rules, except to be nice and enjoy yourself. And the only real winner is anyone who has some fun with this. Without further ado.........

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out.........

Today we are blessed step up our game to woo a true lady in the Yoverse. Her smile is dazzling and her aura is a sight to behold. We've seen her win Miss Yoverse and now she does charity work with the less fortunate Yobabies. And where mere mortals trip over themselves, today's lovely lady only rises with every step she takes. So fire up your grills, sharpen your pencils, and get to it. The music won't stop as this lovely Yo rocks. Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together, make sure the children are in bed, light a few candles, and let's get it on.........

May I present Miss HOOOOOOTIE JUUUULIESCRAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



(And yes, I got her name right in the title )

Honey, if I weren't a married man, oh the things we could do. And being Catholic, I am not really free to get a divorce. I know! I could get someone to bump off the old girl for a small fee, and then it'd be just you and me. We could make it look like an accident. Of course there's the fee to the cleaner, too. But, for you? A small price to have you in my arms.

What you think? Text me if you're in...

Honey? I haven't gotten any texts from you. Is your phone on?

Allergic knows things

Scraps baby? I'm starting to get a little worried. Text me when you get this...

.....

Scraps! Why are you ignoring me? Text me. I'm waiting!

You're with him aren't you? I swear I'm going to...OK, nm. Just call me back then.

GOOD LORD! You should all know that beauty such as mine is not an early riser. You can't rush this type of glamorous perfection.

Erwyle, you must have had your phone turned off. Oh wait, you KNOW I only text that private number that I have for you

Hootie JulieScraps (108384802) wrote:GOOD LORD! You should all know that beauty such as mine is not an early riser. You can't rush this type of glamorous perfection.

Erwyle, you must have had your phone turned off. Oh wait, you KNOW I only text that private number that I have for you

Oh thank God, my darling! I was so worried. But now I know you're safe and all is well, I'm better. So, tonight? You and me? We can make this work. Just don't let anyone know. It's our little secret right?

Sami my sweet, your words are tender raindrops on my glistening...hair. I'm honored, indeed.

Erwyle (187240896) wrote:

Hootie JulieScraps (108384802) wrote:GOOD LORD! You should all know that beauty such as mine is not an early riser. You can't rush this type of glamorous perfection.

Erwyle, you must have had your phone turned off. Oh wait, you KNOW I only text that private number that I have for you

Oh thank God, my darling! I was so worried. But now I know you're safe and all is well, I'm better. So, tonight? You and me? We can make this work. Just don't let anyone know. It's our little secret right?

My dear HUNK, EVERY night is yours & yours alone.

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Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:Allergic knows things

HUSH! Threats will get you nowhere...or will they? What's your fee?

Erwyle (187240896) wrote:Scraps baby? I'm starting to get a little worried. Text me when you get this...

Call me baby ANYTIME

I am Scraps, hear me roar!!!

C'mon people! Step it up! I already have Erwyle wrapped around my little finger. He's been my biznitch for a while now...ahem, I mean my booboocakes.
But I have a strong personality and a lot to offer others, too.
I'm not going to make it easy for anyone (except my boo). What is my favorite color? What is the one animal I'm afraid of? How did I get my nickname Scraps?
DON'T MAKE ME WAIT!

Hootie JulieScraps (108384802) wrote:

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:Allergic knows things

HUSH! Threats will get you nowhere...or will they? What's your fee?

My fee is gonna cost big time for this (Wicked ways of what.. is it 4?)

IIIIIIIIIII'm bumpin up so ya better get this party started

Hootie JulieScraps (108384802) wrote:I am Scraps, hear me roar!!!

C'mon people! Step it up! I already have Erwyle wrapped around my little finger. He's been my biznitch for a while now...ahem, I mean my booboocakes.
But I have a strong personality and a lot to offer others, too.
I'm not going to make it easy for anyone (except my boo). What is my favorite color? What is the one animal I'm afraid of? How did I get my nickname Scraps?
DON'T MAKE ME WAIT!

Red, Snakes, Quilting.

Now come away with me darling. You know it's meant to be...