things will be just fine

Funny lol

It was a missing person, or a homicide without a body. Disturbing. Y Town Bob was missing. A couple of scuff marks on the factory floor.

Outside there were skid marks on the pavement, and a body in the road. No, not Bob. It was from the new Road Kill theme: an opossum. Someone had pulled it from the road and sat it up against a rock and tied a balloon to its tiny fist.

There were swerving skid marks on the wet pavement (from the heroes theme, 100K per YoRehab). This was done intentionally, and done on the cheap.

The only clue other clue was a case of Old Noob with one bottle missing. I figure the cops won't worry too much if it's two. If you want one, we can make it three.

He's retired and took all the hotdogs with him?

ahhahaa he retired and still keep work clothes

EsLaM (160668514) wrote:ahhahaa he retired and still keep work clothes

Maybe he's still waiting for Zynga to release his retirement benefits, so he can buy new clothes.

I sent my dog, Bella out to look for him but the dude is MIA.

If he's injured, he needs to file a worker's comp claim ASAP!

lol

Christina (178318104) wrote:

hahahahhaa

Donny fromUK (2167306) wrote:

*Dies from laughter* Love the missing teeth on the other one.

Sam Spade (2327300) wrote:It was a missing person, or a homicide without a body. Disturbing. Y Town Bob was missing. A couple of scuff marks on the factory floor.

Outside there were skid marks on the pavement, and a body in the road. No, not Bob. It was from the new Road Kill theme: an opossum. Someone had pulled it from the road and sat it up against a rock and tied a balloon to its tiny fist.

There were swerving skid marks on the wet pavement (from the heroes theme, 100K per YoRehab). This was done intentionally, and done on the cheap.

The only clue other clue was a case of Old Noob with one bottle missing. I figure the cops won't worry too much if it's two. If you want one, we can make it three.

OH MAI GAWD YOUR THE GUY WHO POSTED THIS ON MY BAKERY OVENS THING :OOOO
Listen people, just north of the Widget factory, in the woods, are still hundreds of rusting ovens from that hideous Sweets Factory. The burnt crumbs from cakes and cookies have attracted thousands of 2011 red-eyed Halloween rats and they are a menace. I propose we ask Big Viking to turn it into a landfill. We can rent trucks and haul our tons of useless free gifts there and watch the bulldozers cover it with dirt and the seagulls fight over tidbits. Eventually the glen will be filled in and we can cover it with grass and have a little park to bring the kiddies. Of course we could also insert pipes to remove the methane. In fact, it could be a new theme, where we could get thousands of swarming flies. Then we can have a road kill theme and scrape opossums and raccoons off the roads and haul their fetid little carcasses to the landfill. We could call it Sweet Factory Sanitary Landfill! Just a thought!

Sam Spade (2327300) wrote:It was a missing person, or a homicide without a body. Disturbing. Y Town Bob was missing. A couple of scuff marks on the factory floor.

Outside there were skid marks on the pavement, and a body in the road. No, not Bob. It was from the new Road Kill theme: an opossum. Someone had pulled it from the road and sat it up against a rock and tied a balloon to its tiny fist.

There were swerving skid marks on the wet pavement (from the heroes theme, 100K per YoRehab). This was done intentionally, and done on the cheap.

The only clue other clue was a case of Old Noob with one bottle missing. I figure the cops won't worry too much if it's two. If you want one, we can make it three.

I want more!! lol I love it!!

Is Sam Spade still around? This is soooo funny