JustJo.. I hope you get better soon and please keep us updated on how you're doing

How is everything now jo?

a2b

Nick Blade (187030201) wrote:a2b

Howdy Nick.. How ya been?

Ya'll.. I think I just went to a rub and tug place. Bare with me because this one's gonna be a doozy. The other day I decided to get a massage. A co-worker recommended this place down the road from her house raving that they give the best deep tissue massage she's ever had and also she highlighted that they allow walk ins. I decided to go and follow my co-worker's recommendations.. and this is where s!@# gets real. I knew I should have been even a tiny bit sketched out when I had to clarify.. "you mean it's in that strip mall between what use to be TCBY and the military recruitment place?"

Upon arriving.. my first clue to bolt should have been the 2 very smiley gentlemen leaving. Once escorted to my room.. my second clue to bolt should have been the 1990's lamp ambiance, the bottle of suave lotion sitting next to a condiment bottle of what I am optimistically hopeful is full of essential oil infused massage oil and the many used tissues. Or maybe it was the Bounty Select-a-size paper towel put down in the face hole for my "sanitary protection" that should have been my first hint to run. But I thought maybe I'm just over thinking.. I don't know at this point. So this Korean woman walks in the room.. So I do as the aggressive Korean woman tells me and I undress. I put my body on the table under the paper thin sheet.. similar to what you would find in an Econo Lodge hotel room, place my face in the Quicker-Picker-Upper lined face hole and wait. She comes back in and as I'm listening to what I can only describe as the Korean version of Celine Dion playing through the building.. it happens. She rips the entire sheet off.. all of it. Ya'll there was a FULL MOON in that room and it wasn't night time.. what kind of fresh hell have I walked in to? Jesus take the wheel. I am sure if you looked up from under that table my eyes looked like the size of silver dollars. I froze.. and she begins the massage. Starting at my neck.. she is standing in front of my head. She lathers me in a combination of said Suave lotion and what I am disappointed to find out wasn't infused oil but I'm pretty sure just vegetable oil from Costco. All the while digging her knuckles in to the small of my back. I try to relax.. I try to remind myself to enjoy the experience. Suddenly I feel the bed shift and not in a little way. That's when I realize she had climbed on the bed and I had one of her knees on either side of my head.

Ya'll.. SHE STRADDLED MY HEAD LIKE A WILD SHETLAND PONY!

Oh, this story isn't over yet. But this is where I'm ending it

so you mean she bum fugged yer head?

JustJo.. It didn't happen to me.. It was something I read on Facebook and added a little to it. There's been 2 or 3 things I've posted in years past just for giggles but those people that know me know this was just for laughs

the stuffffff you come up with lmao

I get the ultrasound and xrays tomorrow then we go from there-I sleep with my left arm on top of a pillow beside me
Im hoping the testing people will tell me something but sometimes they say to follow up with the dr so gotta wait and see tomorrow.

JustJo (106622274) wrote:the stuffffff you come up with lmao

I get the ultrasound and xrays tomorrow then we go from there-I sleep with my left arm on top of a pillow beside me
Im hoping the testing people will tell me something but sometimes they say to follow up with the dr so gotta wait and see tomorrow.

You got this!

hiya nick-ers yeah I want it treated dr is saying i may need physio-my mother says to see this guy who works with major baseball team LMAO as they seem to get this but get better in less time-I said yeah I'll look into that ma! haha!

I see you been back on in the early a.m.-always when I'm out and about!! have a good day

JustJo (106622274) wrote:hiya nick-ers yeah I want it treated dr is saying i may need physio-my mother says to see this guy who works with major baseball team LMAO as they seem to get this but get better in less time-I said yeah I'll look into that ma! haha!

I see you been back on in the early a.m.-always when I'm out and about!! have a good day

That's good Jo, you should sign up and see how it goes.

had the ultrasound and xrays-i cried like a baby i did -the xray had me seeing stars-it just hurts more now!!! So gonna soak in some warm water and lay down a bit-will post more when I get up-prolly in the middle of the freakin night...that happens when I lay down to early and fall asleep! xo

billy the bully goat

JustJo (106622274) wrote:had the ultrasound and xrays-i cried like a baby i did -the xray had me seeing stars-it just hurts more now!!! So gonna soak in some warm water and lay down a bit-will post more when I get up-prolly in the middle of the freakin night...that happens when I lay down to early and fall asleep! xo

Hope this ends very soon Jo
You just hang in there