Hey Snap.. Southern Sayings we both know all to well that are said in the South

Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
His cornbread ain't done in the middle
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Don't let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya
I ain't seen ya since you were knee high to a grasshopper
Bless your heart
She was madder than a wet hen
Madder than a cat gettin baptized
Imma bout to jerk a knot in your tail
I'm busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
Finer than frog's hair
Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.. that's 1 you don't here much anymore
It doesn't amount to a hill of beans
I love you a bushel and a peck
Grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet potato
He was drunker than Cooter Brown
Prettier than a speckled pup under a red wagon
Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night

northern saying-we have only one
"holy sh** it's cold out!"

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:@Snap- Uh huh.. he got it just for the kids I bet the kids have a blast on it.. its good they go outside and do outdoorsey stuff Do you ever get out and ride it? I had one when I was younger but the only time I get to ride go carts is when we go to the go cart tracks. Now I ride 4 wheelers and dirt bikes.



@Rod- Be safe and have a nice weekend. Gotta love the outdoors.. so good for the soul And Memorial day weekend.. I hope you and your family have a safe and wonderful trip.

I use to but I was more of a 4 wheeler girl as well. Its honestly been a while since I rode anything like that though. I love being outside as much as I can. Hiking, fishing, camping, heck I even have my own little spot I like to curl up with a good book and relax outside when the weather is right and I can sneak away for some time to myself.

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:Hey Snap.. Southern Sayings we both know all to well that are said in the South

Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
His cornbread ain't done in the middle
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Don't let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya
I ain't seen ya since you were knee high to a grasshopper
Bless your heart
She was madder than a wet hen
Madder than a cat gettin baptized
Imma bout to jerk a knot in your tail
I'm busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
Finer than frog's hair
Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.. that's 1 you don't here much anymore
It doesn't amount to a hill of beans
I love you a bushel and a peck
Grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet potato
He was drunker than Cooter Brown
Prettier than a speckled pup under a red wagon
Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night

Well that just dills my pickle. I am guilty of using a few of those a time or two.
A few more...
-"You look rode hard and put up wet "
-"He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow"
-"That's about as useful as tits on a bull"

ya get new running shoes -say oh ,new balance or even sketchers...how do you keep them from stinking up? what do you use for this? just askin

sNaPCraCkLeNPoP (12927062) wrote:

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:Hey Snap.. Southern Sayings we both know all to well that are said in the South

Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
His cornbread ain't done in the middle
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Don't let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya
I ain't seen ya since you were knee high to a grasshopper
Bless your heart
She was madder than a wet hen
Madder than a cat gettin baptized
Imma bout to jerk a knot in your tail
I'm busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
Finer than frog's hair
Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.. that's 1 you don't here much anymore
It doesn't amount to a hill of beans
I love you a bushel and a peck
Grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet potato
He was drunker than Cooter Brown
Prettier than a speckled pup under a red wagon
Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night

Well that just dills my pickle. I am guilty of using a few of those a time or two.
A few more...
-"You look rode hard and put up wet "
-"He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow"
-"That's about as useful as tits on a bull"

I say those to.. here's some more.

His knickers are in a knot
She thinks the sun comes up just to hear her crow
Tighter than a flea’s ass over a rain barrell
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion
He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch
He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory
He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule
If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about
She could start an argument in an empty house
He's as windy as a sack full of farts
I could eat the north end of a south-bound polecat

ETA- Snap your outfit

JustJo (106622274) wrote::eh: ya get new running shoes -say oh ,new balance or even sketchers...how do you keep them from stinking up? what do you use for this? just askin

Odor eater insoles or Odor eater powder..

I don't like the insoles do have powder butt my socks turn white lol-someone suggested a bounce laundry sheet while not wearing them-maybe I can try that too.sometimes them home made remedies work out pretty good!

hope youre doing well-we always miss each other these days-im gonna blame it on fishing season!

JustJo (106622274) wrote:I don't like the insoles do have powder butt my socks turn white lol-someone suggested a bounce laundry sheet while not wearing them-maybe I can try that too.sometimes them home made remedies work out pretty good!

hope youre doing well-we always miss each other these days-im gonna blame it on fishing season!

I use Lye soap.. you could get ya some Lye soap and try it and see if it helps. I have used it for years. As much as I'm on my feet at work and when I get home.. my feet have honestly never stunk using the soap. I also go around barefooted tho inside and outside the house. Everybody's bodies are different tho Little tip tho.. the Lye soap will keep your skin looking younger.

I'm doing good.. just working and busy after I get home of the evenings. I hope you're doing good yourself If you catch a big fish be sure to tell us about it..

Shoes stink because of bacteria feeding off the quart of water and minerals your feet ooze out every day. Odor eaters are charcoal based products designed to draw out and dry up the moisture. Anything you can do to dry the shoes out quickly once they are off your feet will help. I place mine under a ceiling fan after my workouts.

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:

sNaPCraCkLeNPoP (12927062) wrote:

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:Hey Snap.. Southern Sayings we both know all to well that are said in the South

Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
His cornbread ain't done in the middle
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Don't let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya
I ain't seen ya since you were knee high to a grasshopper
Bless your heart
She was madder than a wet hen
Madder than a cat gettin baptized
Imma bout to jerk a knot in your tail
I'm busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
Finer than frog's hair
Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.. that's 1 you don't here much anymore
It doesn't amount to a hill of beans
I love you a bushel and a peck
Grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet potato
He was drunker than Cooter Brown
Prettier than a speckled pup under a red wagon
Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night

Well that just dills my pickle. I am guilty of using a few of those a time or two.
A few more...
-"You look rode hard and put up wet "
-"He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow"
-"That's about as useful as tits on a bull"

I say those to.. here's some more.

His knickers are in a knot
She thinks the sun comes up just to hear her crow
Tighter than a flea’s ass over a rain barrell
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion
He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch
He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory
He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule
If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about
She could start an argument in an empty house
He's as windy as a sack full of farts
I could eat the north end of a south-bound polecat

ETA- Snap your outfit

I don't know what I came up with or what to call it. I was going for a troll when I started and ended up with a weird looking older fella wearing a diaper while eating a turkey leg and holding a bag of milk.
-You better straighten up before I jerk a knot in your tail
-Well slap my head and call me silly
-Don't go getting above your raisin
-Remember to load your brain before you shoot your mouth off
-He is too big for his britches
-Heavens to Betsy
-Funny as all get out
-It's blowing up a storm
-Well shut my mouth
-Hold yer horses

sNaPCraCkLeNPoP (12927062) wrote:

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:

sNaPCraCkLeNPoP (12927062) wrote:

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:Hey Snap.. Southern Sayings we both know all to well that are said in the South

Nervous as a long tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs
His cornbread ain't done in the middle
Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit
Don't let the screen door hit ya where the good lord split ya
I ain't seen ya since you were knee high to a grasshopper
Bless your heart
She was madder than a wet hen
Madder than a cat gettin baptized
Imma bout to jerk a knot in your tail
I'm busier than a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
Finer than frog's hair
Hangin in there like a hair in a biscuit.. that's 1 you don't here much anymore
It doesn't amount to a hill of beans
I love you a bushel and a peck
Grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet potato
He was drunker than Cooter Brown
Prettier than a speckled pup under a red wagon
Hotter than a whorehouse on nickel night

Well that just dills my pickle. I am guilty of using a few of those a time or two.
A few more...
-"You look rode hard and put up wet "
-"He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow"
-"That's about as useful as tits on a bull"

I say those to.. here's some more.

His knickers are in a knot
She thinks the sun comes up just to hear her crow
Tighter than a flea’s ass over a rain barrell
Those pants were so tight I could see her religion
He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch
He's about as confused as a fart in a fan factory
He's about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule
If you don't stop that crying, I'll give you something to cry about
She could start an argument in an empty house
He's as windy as a sack full of farts
I could eat the north end of a south-bound polecat

ETA- Snap your outfit

I don't know what I came up with or what to call it. I was going for a troll when I started and ended up with a weird looking older fella wearing a diaper while eating a turkey leg and holding a bag of milk.
-You better straighten up before I jerk a knot in your tail
-Well slap my head and call me silly
-Don't go getting above your raisin
-Remember to load your brain before you shoot your mouth off
-He is too big for his britches
-Heavens to Betsy
-Funny as all get out
-It's blowing up a storm
-Well shut my mouth
-Hold yer horses

I shall call your look an Old Geezer

ETA- I was on phone earlier and forgot to add this. I've heard all those and say those to

Oh btw.. I had a quote where the siggy goes a few days ago that said- You gotta work harder than driving down the road to see my panties. It was something that my granny said. Let me tell ya the story about it.

When I was a little girl I loved helping my granny hang clothes out on the line. I noticed she always hung out clothes, sheets, and towels but never her unmentionables. Now for those that don't know what unmentionables are.. unmentionables are bras and panties. So I said granny.. Why do you not hang your granny panties out on the line? And she replied.. You gotta work harder than driving down the road to see my panties

I was so blessed with the southern sayings she'd say and her old fashion southern wisdom.. each and every one made sense and gets me through life today

we just got so use to the term "jenny fly opens"-that's what gramms here use to call the ladies undies on the clothes lines

Allergic2BS (135815676) wrote:Oh btw.. I had a quote where the siggy goes a few days ago that said- You gotta work harder than driving down the road to see my panties. It was something that my granny said. Let me tell ya the story about it.

When I was a little girl I loved helping my granny hang clothes out on the line. I noticed she always hung out clothes, sheets, and towels but never her unmentionables. Now for those that don't know what unmentionables are.. unmentionables are bras and panties. So I said granny.. Why do you not hang your granny panties out on the line? And she replied.. You gotta work harder than driving down the road to see my panties

I was so blessed with the southern sayings she'd say and her old fashion southern wisdom.. each and every one made sense and gets me through life today

My grandpa was the same way. Every thing he would say would make me stop and think. Best life lessons learned from him. I remember he would always tell us you best get glad in the same britches you got mad in. Lost him 2 months after I lost my father 2 years ago he passed 1 day after his 92nd birthday. Miss them both so much but still carry so much of them with me everyday.

I bought more paperback books,thinking on a night that I can't sleep-I can read em.

at least on Yo it's open 2/4/7 so I can always do something-

Hey Citified folk like the simple things too
A simple Raman House
Simple Day Spa
Simple craft brewery
Simple Russian Tea House
Simple Art Gallery
Simple Tapas Bar
or my fav a Simple Argentine stop n go many many other simplistic joys in life!

why'dja have to go n make it complicated