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AmBeR
YoLover

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Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:18 am

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A: A Gummy bear!

AmBeR
YoLover

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Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:22 am

What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?

A: Nobody nose

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YoAdmirer

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Posts: 2403

Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:24 am

My personal favorite:

What's red and can kill you if it fell from a tree?

A fire truck.

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YoAdmirer

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Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:24 am

What's yellow and can't swim?

a bulldozer.

LisaTM
YoCrazy

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Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:41 am

LOL! My dad would love these :p I'd add to this thread, but unfortunately my brand of humor is prohibited here

Lella
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Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:14 am

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Lella
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Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:14 am

Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.

Lella
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Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:16 am

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie.

Vivica
YoBeliever

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Registered: Apr 09, 2009
Posts: 11253

Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:17 am

Why are barium, helium, and curium called the medical elements? Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium.

Lella
YoAdmirer

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Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:22 am

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyoncé.

Lella
YoAdmirer

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Thu Jun 19, 2014 9:23 am

I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.

Scarlet
YoNovice

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Registered: Feb 27, 2012
Posts: 37

Thu Jun 19, 2014 11:09 am

Q. What do u call cheese that’s not yours?

A: Nacho cheese

AmBeR
YoLover

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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:00 pm

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A: At the BP station

AmBeR
YoLover

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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:02 pm

Why do fish live in salt water?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

CountryDude89
YoCrazy

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Posts: 22520

Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:03 pm

Man who runs in front of car gets tired.
Man who runs behind car gets exaushted.

CountryDude89
YoCrazy

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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:05 pm

Why did the dog take a nap.?

He had a ruff day.

SL Kraze69
YoCrazy

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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:07 pm

I read this for a good laugh. LOL!

AmBeR
YoLover

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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:08 pm

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?

A: Because it was rated arg.

AmBeR
YoLover

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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:09 pm

Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

A: Because then it would be a foot.

CountryDude89
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Sat Jun 21, 2014 11:15 pm

AmBeR (3071891) wrote:Why couldn't the pirate go to the movie?

A: Because it was rated arg.

Hey there Spongebob. :roll: