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Noah
YoNewbie

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Registered: May 15, 2013
Posts: 9

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:31 pm

TheBestNameEver (158098557) wrote:Are you a Hacker? Cause you're so Hot BVG wants you gone

great

Ignatius
YoRookie

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Registered: Jul 13, 2013
Posts: 15

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:32 pm

VER0NiCA (165115265) wrote:Your pixels made my computer overheat.
You can be my big mama, and i'm not talking about the 08 one.
Did you post your yohotdogs up yet? because I want to eat yours.

All I can think of right now...

LMAOO. So original!

CountryDude89
YoCrazy

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Registered: Mar 18, 2009
Posts: 22520

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:32 pm

Ryee Whiskee (4670380) wrote:You want bad?

I like big head and I cannot lie!

Do not take that in the wrong manner

Nothing quite like a big, magnificntly sculpted head. Its wonder makes me teary eyed everytime.

Bullet
YoGroupie

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Registered: Sep 04, 2009
Posts: 4977

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:37 pm

Ryee Whiskee (4670380) wrote:You want bad?

I like big head and I cannot lie!

Do not take that in the wrong manner

StephMarie
YoDedicated

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Registered: Oct 19, 2009
Posts: 5439

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:47 pm

If you were in the AH I'd buy you right now.

Are you a scammer, because you just stole my heart?

The only thing on my wishlist is you.

Noah
YoNewbie

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Registered: May 15, 2013
Posts: 9

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:50 pm

StephMarie (129969826) wrote:If you were in the AH i"d buy you right now.

Are you a scammer, because you just stole my heart.

The only thing on my wishlist is you.

This is awesome!

Majick
#1 YoFiend

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Registered: Oct 04, 2009
Posts: 55825

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:56 pm

You wanna play Pirates? I'd like to lift your treasure chest.
You wanna play Barbies? I'm hung like a Ken doll.
You wanna play Cops? Let's go get frisky.
You wanna play Furniture Store? I'll show you my matching set.
You wanna play McDonalds? You can be McGorgeous.
You wanna play Lawyers? I'd like to show you my bar.
You wanna play Library? Cause I wanna check you out.
You wanna play Landscapers? Let's go see your garden.

You can only be a 9 because I am the one you are missing.
Santa didn't have a naughty list until you were born.
You are so hot I'll bet your farts smell good.

StephMarie
YoDedicated

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Registered: Oct 19, 2009
Posts: 5439

Wed Jul 16, 2014 2:58 pm

Is this a glitch or did you just make my heart skip a beat?

RAV
YoRegular

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Registered: Aug 12, 2009
Posts: 274

Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:46 pm

These are all awesome, but my fav is still, "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" :shock:

VER0NiCA
YoGroupie

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Registered: Jul 10, 2010
Posts: 4710

Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:51 pm

"I just bought a yochair!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Wanna come check it out? its on my yobed.."

LisaTM
YoCrazy

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Registered: Feb 24, 2009
Posts: 23986

Wed Jul 16, 2014 4:55 pm

Is that a knobkerrie in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

CountryDude89
YoCrazy

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Registered: Mar 18, 2009
Posts: 22520

Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:03 pm

Ill be your ninja, if you can be my yoorthy.

Swift
YoNewbie

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Registered: Jun 09, 2011
Posts: 5

Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:47 am

Oh girl, youre a Yo? Good cause ill eat you like Yoplait

Tiffani
YoApprentice

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Registered: May 02, 2013
Posts: 122

Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:11 pm

Ha...hahaha :lol:

Kio
YoFiend

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Registered: Jun 21, 2013
Posts: 15657

Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:13 pm

wow.

Autumn Glory
YoFiend

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Registered: Jun 12, 2009
Posts: 15479

Thu Jul 17, 2014 12:18 pm

Back when we use to get the pop up that someone gifted you, I was sent a fire extinguisher one day at Alton's and the guy said, "You're gonna need this, cause you are so hot!" :lol: